Writer. Person Who Makes Things
I'm a writer who specializes comedy: sketch, theater, TV, film, web, as well as all formats from the far-reaching future that don't exist yet. 5-D Retina Immersion Mini-VR Sensory Stories? I can definitely write whatever that is.
I can also read your Tarot and if you want me to sing every lyric from Blackstreet's 1996 hit, "No Diggity" (including the Dr. Dre intro and Queen Pen verse) I can do that right now.